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I'm not a stranger to cramps in the arch of my feet! That's part of the reason that I stopped wearing high heels. I wore some knee-high leather boots that came to just below the knee as a young woman, shortly after the year 2000, usually in the fall and winter (purchased in the US, before moving to Finland was on my radar, so they were kind of for warmth but in a climate that wasn't cold enough to necessitate purchasing actual winter boots). They only had like a 2-3" heel, a chunky one, as was fashionable at the turn of the millennium, so they weren't a challenge to balance or particularly uncomfortable for ordinary walking around. But I soon noticed the pattern of cramps in the arch of my foot after days when I wore them, and that made me want to stop.

But I haven't had much of that problem since then. Read more... ) However, just in the last few years I've occasionally noticed a twinge or mini-cramp that goes away after a few seconds specifically in the arch of my left foot. It's never lasted beyond a moment or two until like... last week once when I was walking up the stairs and then yesterday in the grocery store, when it suddenly twinged so hard into a cramp that I spent a minute and a half limping and whispering "Ow, ow, ow!" until it subsided.

It doesn't have to be caused by age, of course, but I don't know what else could have caused it, unless it is protesting the fact that I have not been walking enough in the last year. I used to have a tennis-sized hard rubber ball to roll on the arch of my feet, when I was working on my feet a lot in retail. But I can't remember where I put it.

Thai BL Icons

Dec. 22nd, 2025 02:01 pm
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 76 icons from various Thai BL dramas ( 4 minutes , Jack & Joker , KinnPorsche , Love in the air , Love mechanics , Manner of Death , Only Friends , Sotus, The Heart Killers , Triage )

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XANDER: ...bator.

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Dec. 21st, 2025 07:54 pm
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When I saw this year's Winter Solstice happened to fall on the last night of Hanukkah, it struck me as fitting that the longest night would have the most candles in it. Making the most light against all the darkness.

It's due for a chill here this week - not much below freezing, but wind and some rain. I've got nowhere to go and not much to do, and all of this together has me looking at my tea collection and thinking about where to get started and what I might be able to finish. Modest goals building towards larger ones, as the days begin building up again.

FIAB: things I wrote

Dec. 21st, 2025 03:40 pm
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climbing bros, OW, 4k, m/m, omegaverse. On the side of a mountain, Davis's best friend goes into heat. I wrote for the tag "Male Omega in Heat/His Beta Best Friend Desperate to Help," and I needed something more to really get the (creative) juices flowing, so, uh, I decided to put all that mountaineering reading I did this fall to good use. Also, fun fact: the beta/omega BFFs relationship and backstory was lifted directly from a J2 HS AU I wrote over a decade ago. 😅

see to him, Oasis RPF, Liam/Noel, 6200 words. In a BDSM AU, Noel does what needs doing (and has a lot of feelings about it). This is more or less my first posted BDSM AU in ten years and the first EVER in the Oasis tag other than some untagged ficlets in a larger collection from six years ago, which absolutely blows my mind. Liam has the biggest bratty sub energy of all time, how is there not tons of fic about this?!

[personal profile] adastreia originally prompted something like this for the H/C Exchange back in the spring, and I talked them into doing FIAB so I could finally write it for them. I knew exactly how I wanted the RL conflict from the 1996 MTV Unplugged show (in which Liam famously claimed a sore throat, leaving Noel stuck with lead singer duties, and then heckled him from the wings) to intersect with the BDSM stuff, but I struggled quite a bit with exactly how I wanted Noel positioned in this world of normalized kink, how he had thought about it in the past (especially with respect to Liam), and so on. I had to feel my way along, and I don't feel like I ever quite figured it out. IDK, more to unpack there. I also ended up writing no actual sex, and it occurred to me long after works went live that I should probably downgrade the rating from Explicit to Mature, lol.

I definitely feel like there's more juice to this AU. I would love to write a sequel. Also other people should write several hundred k of gcest BDSM AUs for me to read, please and thank you.
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Title: Laundry Day
Fandom: Women's Soccer RPF
Pairings: Hope Solo/Kelley O'Hara
Characters: Hope Solo, Kelley O'Hara
Rating: G
Length: 130 words
Summary: Hope finished Kelley's laundry for her.

Read more... )

Happy Gauda Prime Day!

Dec. 21st, 2025 10:36 pm
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A happy Gauda Prime Day to all who celebrate. :-) Let us raise a glass to toast Chris Boucher, the man who made this day in 1981 one that many of us will never forget.

Write every day: Day 21

Dec. 21st, 2025 10:34 pm
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Day 20: 200 words of longfic! How about you?

Tally:
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Day 20: [personal profile] luzula, [personal profile] china_shop, [personal profile] sanguinity, [personal profile] trobadora, [personal profile] badly_knitted, [personal profile] sylvanwitch

Day 21: [personal profile] china_shop

Bonus farm news: Spent some time cutting off spruce branches that were hanging too low over the gravel road (i e lower than 4.5 meters), as is, alas, my responsibility as land owner. This involved a ladder, a climbing harness and some rope, and a long-handled pruning saw.
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[community profile] ficinabox author reveals have happened! And here is the first of the two stories I wrote.

I wanted to write something set in the later episodes, and [personal profile] gavilan had asked for smut, so I was brainstorming and rewatching things to find a suitable spot to make it happen. And in episode 31, during the Nightmare Master arc, there's this moment when Shen Wei, chained to the Sky Pillar in Dixing, can feel Zhao Yunlan's energies in turmoil even though Zhao Yunlan is far away in Haixing. So I thought, what if ...? I'd always meant to do something with the Nightmare Master's power anyway, because dream manipulation has so much potential! Also [personal profile] gavilan said they like angst, and what is angstier than the whole white energy plan? So I had an opportunity for canon divergence with larger impact ... *g*

With many thanks to [personal profile] china_shop, as usual, for beta-reading. ♥

**

To Make a Dream (9270 words)
Fandom: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018)
Rating: Mature
Relationship: Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan
Characters: Shen Wei, Zhao Yunlan, brief appearances by Ye Zun and the SID
Content Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Episode Related, Episode 31, Nightmare Master arc, Dream Sharing, Dixing Powers, Black and White Energy, First Kiss, First Time, Pre-Fix-It

Summary:

"You took a while to wake," Shen Wei said gently. "I brought you home." He ran a hand through his hair. "I needed rest, too."

So that was the fantasy: something Zhao Yunlan could almost, almost believe. His heart clenched. Suddenly he understood Zhu Hong's temptation to keep dreaming. But the true Shen Wei was still missing. Zhao Yunlan needed to wake up for real.

Fic: Making Memories (Dragon Age)

Dec. 21st, 2025 03:08 pm
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[personal profile] settiai
Making Memories (1228 words) by Settiai
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Leliana/Female Tabris (Dragon Age)
Characters: Female Tabris (Dragon Age), Leliana (Dragon Age), Original Child Character(s)
Additional Tags: The Joining Exchange, Mortality, Motherhood, One Shot, Post-Dragon Age: Inquisition - Trespasser DLC, Slice of Life
Summary: It was nothing but a quiet moment just like any other before or after it. There was nothing particularly special or memorable about it, and yet for a few minutes it was everything.

This is how an enabler thinks

Dec. 21st, 2025 06:22 pm
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[personal profile] vriddy
Me in the previous post, sharing my current Scrivener setup with screenshots:

A few folders with fandom names, and folders and text files below each

Enabling friend a couple of hours later, sliding into my DMs with a screenshot and 👀👀👀:

A list of folder and files, some of which are circled in red with painted question marks besides
(Shared with permission ;))


I'm still laughing about it. These are the projects I hadn't really mentioned yet, or not in a while. I'm having such a fun and joyful fandom time lately. I feel so lucky. I know these things ebb and flow, and people drift apart, life gets in the way, and so on. But I've posted about the lows before, and it feels only fair to record the highs, too :D Wishing everyone many many creative and joyful times.

Can't I take my own binoculars out?

Dec. 21st, 2025 10:50 am
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The most disturbing part of A View from a Hill (2005) is the beauty of Fulnaker Abbey. From a dry slump of stones in a frost-crunched field, it soars in a flamboyance of turrets and spires, a dust-gilded nave whose frescoes have not glowed in the wan autumn sun, whose biscuit-colored fluting has not been touched since the dissolution of the monasteries. His customarily tight face equally transfigured, Dr. Fanshawe (Mark Letheren) turns in wonder through the rose windows of this archaeological resurrection, a ruin to the naked, post-war eye, through the antique field glasses which first showed him the distant, fogged, impossible prospect of its tower in a chill of hedgerows and mist, medievally alive. In a teleplay of sinister twig-snaps and the carrion-wheel of kites, it's a moment of golden, murmuring awe, centuries blown like dandelion clocks in a numinous blaze. It is a product of black magic only a little more grimily direct than most reconstructions of the past through a lens of bone and it would be far more comforting as a lie.

Visible in appropriate hindsight as the first in the irregular revival of A Ghost Story for Christmas (1971–78), A View from a Hill was adapted for the small screen by Peter Harness and faithfully preserves the antiquarian creep of its source M. R. James while remixing much of the detail around its central conceit, its adjustments of period and tweaks of class taking the story from an eerie sketch of the skull beneath English pastoral skin to an explicit meditation on the double edges of disinterring the past, specifically who decides what the transcendence of time is worth and who foots the bill. It can be mistaken for a purely material question. Aristocratically cash-strapped and as tone-deaf to transcendence as to manners, Squire Richards (Pip Torrens) would be the first to admit he's only called in an old school favor from the Fitzwilliam because his inheritance of antiquities might have something in it to bail out the stately crumbling home. "Never really my thing, standing in a field, grubbing about in the past. One wants to get oneself out there, don't you think? Get a bit of life." Fortunately for that piece of breathtaking tactlessness, Fanshawe came prepared to be condescended to, his archaeological credentials carefully organized to offset his grammar-school accents and implicitly junior standing, packed off to the countryside to investigate a miscellany of Crimean souvenirs and unremarkable Roman ware. He was not braced to discover a double of sorts in the amateur figure of F. D. Baxter (Simon Linnell), the village antiquary still remembered suspiciously for the macabre chime of his death with the obsessions which preceded it. "Fancied himself an archaeologist, like yourself . . . Used to be very bothered with ransacking and rummaging all the history of the place." To be classed with a half-educated watchmaker predictably flicks his defenses, but Fanshawe seems nevertheless to feel some sympathy for this ill-reputed character whose notes led unerringly to worthwhile finds—the kind of professional half-life he might have had to settle for himself, a pre-war stratified generation or two ago. Besides, Baxter was just as transfixed by that mysterious apparition of an abbey, judging from the beautiful, precisely drawn elevation that Fanshawe finds among his papers, complete in every corbel and tracery and dated to 1926 when the squire and the less eccentric evidence of his senses assure him that nothing remains but the cold little scatter of stones that he cycles out to inspect by the rime-glint of afternoon, looking as he paces the dimensions of its absence in his fallow windbreaker and the overcast of his own breath at once tougher and more contemplative, on his own ground for once instead of the back foot of his diligent, tiresome job. His fingers move over a half-buried, moss-crisped stone as if its lost architecture were held like amber within it. Even an inexplicable wave of panic after a puncture at the wooded top of the locally named Gallows Hill can't dim his fascination with the site and the brass-bound binoculars which seem to pierce time to show him more than any survey or excavation or illustration ever could, the past itself, not its denuded, disarticulated remains. Reflections from the Dead: An Archaeological Journey into the Dark Ages, reads the title of the manuscript he brought to edit in his spare time. He looked, too, through the eyes of that curious, earth-browned skull-mask that came, like the binoculars, out of Baxter's collection: "Some of it is pretty bizarre." Of course, there all his troubles began.

James reserves this fact for the punch line of "A View from a Hill" (1925), the ickily logical explanation for the optical disillusion by which placid scenery may become a deep-soaked site of violence. The teleplay drops it square in the middle of its 40 minutes, a night-flashed miniature of folk horror narrated by the aged, watchful manservant Patten (David Burke) with masterful suggestion. "My father served on the inquest. They returned a verdict of unsound mind." Frustrated with the human limits of fieldwork and too much alone with the tools of his trade, Baxter is locally averred to have taught himself as much necromancy as archaeology when he rendered the bones of the dead of Gallows Hill in order to paint the lenses of his field glasses into ghost-sight, an optical coating of the unlaid past. His rain-caped figure sketching on an autumnal hillside would be a study in the picturesque except for the feverish avidity of drawing a dead building from life, the success of his spectral optics which merely conceal the grisliness of their cruder predecessor, the freshly unearthed front of a skull. Harness does not have him cry as in the original story, "Do you want to look through a dead man's eyes?" but visualizes the line until we wonder even whether it accounts for the accuracy of the unexcavated sites left behind in his notes, a sort of ground-penetrating radar of the dead. Or he had a real feel for the tracks of time in the land, for all the good it eventually did him: "What," the squire greets the payoff with meta-modern skepticism, obviously not the target audience for antiquarian ghost stories, "the hanged men came for Baxter because they didn't like their bones being boiled?" Fanshawe for whose benefit this ghoulish moral was actually exhumed doesn't commit himself that far. "It's an interesting story." Relocating it complicates him as a protagonist, but not beyond what either Jamesian canon or extra-diegetic relevance will bear. By the time he brings the binoculars back to the sun-whitened field where the abbey waits under its accretion of centuries, he knows too much to be doing it. Not only has he heard the story of their ill-fated creation, he's seen the drawings that support it, even experienced a dreamlike encounter in the bathroom of all places where the water swirled as cloudily as leached bone and the face flickering like a bad film behind its skull's visor belonged to a pale and crow-picked Baxter. As if their stolen second sight were as much of a beacon as the torch he flashed wildly around in the restless dusk, Patten attributed his terrifying sense of woodland surveillance to his possession of "those glasses." It makes any idea of using them feel intolerably foolhardy of Fanshawe, but more importantly it makes him complicit. Despite its cadaverous viewing conditions, Fulnaker Abbey is not an inherently cursed or haunted space: its eeriness lies in its parallax of time, the reality of its stalls and tapers in the twelfth century as much as its weather-gnawed foundations in the twentieth in one of those simultaneities that so trouble the tranquil illusion of a present. To anyone with a care for the fragility of history, especially a keen and vulnerable medievalist like Fanshawe, its opening into the same three mundane dimensions as a contemporary church is a miracle. For the first time as it assembles itself through the resolving blur of the binoculars, we hear him laugh in unguarded delight. None of its consecrated grandeur is accessible without the desecration of much less sanctified bodies, the poachers and other criminals who fed the vanished gibbet of Gallows Hill and were planted thick around it as the trees that hid their graves over the years until a clever watchmaker decided that their peaceful rest mattered less than the knowledge that could be extracted from their decayed state. It happened to generate a haunting—a pocket timeslip constructed without the consent of the dead who would power it, everyone's just lucky they stayed quiescent until attracted by the use of the device again—but it would not have been less exploitative had Baxter done his grave-robbing and corpse-boiling with supernatural impunity. No matter how gorgeous the temporally split vision from which Fanshawe begins to draft his own interior views, it's a validation of that gruesome disrespect and it's no wonder the dead lose no time doing him the same honors as the man who bound them to enable it.

Directed by Luke Watson for BBC Four, A View from a Hill is inevitably its own artifact of past time. The crucial, permeable landscape—Herefordshire in the original, the BBC could afford the Thames Valley—is capably photographed at a time of year that does most of its own desaturation and DP Chris Goodger takes visible care to work with the uncanniness of absence and daylight, but the prevalence of handheld fast cutting risks the conscious homage of the mood and the digital texture is slicker than 16 mm even without the stuttering crash zoom that ends in a superfluous jump scare; it does better with small reminders of disquiet like a red kite hovering for something to scavenge or the sketch of a burial that looks like a dance macabre. The score by Andy Price and Harry Escott comes out at moments of thinned time and otherwise leaves the soundscape to the cries and rustles of the natural world and the dry hollow of breath that denotes the presence of the dead. Fulnaker Abbey was confected from select views of the neo-Gothic St Michael's in Farnborough and Fanshawe's doctoral thesis sampled ironically from a passage of Philip Rahtz: The gravestones are indeed documents in stone, and we do not need to excavate them, except perhaps to uncover parts of the inscription that have become overgrown or buried . . . As a three-and-a-half-hander, the teleplay shines. Letheren's mix of prickliness and earnestness makes him an effective and unusual anchor for its warning to the heedless; even if that final explosion of wings in the brush is as natural as it sounds, Fanshawe will never again take for granted a truly dead past, nor his own right to pick through it as though it had no say in the matter. Taciturn except when essentially summarizing the original James, Burke avoids infodump through little more than the implication that Patten keeps as much to himself as he relates, while Torrens in tweed plus-fours and a total indifference to intellectual pursuits more than occasionally suggests a sort of rusticated Bertie Wooster, making his odd expression of insight or concern worth taking note of. Linnell as the fatally inventive Baxter is a shadowy cameo with a spectral chaser, but his absorbed, owlish face gives him a weird sympathy, as if it never did occur to him how far out of reason he had reached into history. "Always had some project on the go or something. And pretty much the last job he did was finishing off those glasses you took." It is characteristic of James as a troubler of landscape and smart of the teleplay not to tamper with his decision to make the danger of their use entirely homegrown. Who needs the exoticism of a mummy's curse when the hard times of old England are still buried so shallowly?

I seem to have blown the timing by watching this ghost story for the solstice rather than Christmas, but it's readily available including on the Internet Archive and it suited a longest night as well as somewhat unexpectedly my own interests. I might have trimmed a few seconds of its woodland, but not its attention to the unobjectified dead. With all his acknowledged influence from James, I can't believe John Bellairs never inflicted a pair of haunted binoculars on one of his series protagonists—a dead man's likeness transferred through his stolen eyes is close but no necromantic banana. This project brought to you by my last backers at Patreon.

Going Out on a Snowy Limb

Dec. 21st, 2025 07:51 am
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I don't have a Substack specifically for fiction set in Muna. I might start one, I don't know. It seems like a bad idea to mix the two worlds, even if they're kind of similar. So here's a wintery Muna story. Put your warm socks on, we're going hiking in the worst possible conditions.

The Yule Tree )

One book, one December meme response

Dec. 21st, 2025 02:09 pm
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Happy Gravy Day to those who celebrate! It's been a bit of a disjointed few days. I'm working right up to (and including) 24th December, so there's the usual mad scramble to deal with the inevitable mad scramble of students and researchers wanting to 'wrap things up before Christmas,' I'm trying to get all the food shopping and Christmas preparation done around that, and to top it all off, both Matthias and I have been sick. He's mostly better now, and I'm on the way to recovery, but the timing was less than ideal.

[personal profile] author_by_night suggested that I talk about the discrepancy between conventional understanding of history (based to a large extent on the experiences of the upper echelons of society), and the realities of ordinary people's lives for the December talking meme, and although I don't really feel qualified to provide a definitive answer to this, I'll do my best.

See more behind the cut )

I've picked up The Dark Is Rising for my annual winter solstice reread, but haven't finished it yet, and have otherwise only finished one other book this week: The Art of a Lie (Laura Shepherd-Robinson), another great novel by one of my favourite writers of historical fiction. This was a page-turning, enjoyable read with all the features I've come to enjoy about Shepherd-Robinson's books: a scammer in eighteenth-century London embarks on a new con job on a wealthy widow, and finds he's picked a more savvy and complicated mark than his usual targets. The book switches perspectives, each time revealing more unreliabilities in its pair of narrators, pulling the rug out from each other and from the reader with every shift in point of view. As always, the author's extensive research and rich evocation of this period in history is on full display — I was delighted to learn more about eighteenth-century confectionery- and ice-cream-making, law-enforcement in London before it had a dedicated police force, and all the various opportunities for scamming and corruption (most of which are essentially unchanged to this day — there was a common 'Spanish prisoner' scam which is identical to today's 'Nigerian prince' scam).

And that's about it for this week. I hope everyone else is having a restful time.

Project 2026

Dec. 21st, 2025 08:28 am
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[personal profile] jjhunter
What will happen after the moral equivalent of the battle of Yorktown?

I think we should have another Constitutional Convention.

Read more... )

What rights and rebalances would you fight for? What values would you wage peace for?
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[personal profile] badly_knitted posting in [community profile] fan_flashworks

Title: Finding Happiness
Fandom: The Fantastic Journey
Author: [personal profile] badly_knitted
Characters: Varian, Gwenith, Scott, Travellers.
Rating: PG
Setting: An Act of Love.
Summary: Varian doesn’t want to be anywhere but exactly where he is.
Word Count: 300
Content Notes: Nada.
Written For: Challenge 501: Amnesty 83, using Challenge 3: Anywhere But Here.
Disclaimer: I don’t own The Fantastic Journey, or the characters. They belong to their creators.
A/N: Triple drabble.



Scrivener for fanfic, continued

Dec. 21st, 2025 01:10 pm
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[personal profile] vriddy
I mentioned earlier in the year that I migrated to Scrivener for my fic projects as well. I've been finding my feet more and more with it, and slowly customising the interface in ways that tickle my brain just right. Thus I thought I'd record and share a snapshot of my current system!

I'm still using a single project for all fandoms. Sometimes I think about switching to a Scrivener project per fandom, especially when I start writing a multi-chap, then I go meh again... I dunno. I have a couple of fandoms I write a lot for, but more that will only ever have a couple of fics. And it's not necessarily clear from the start which will be which either. I think I'll continue this way until it feels too unwieldy. Or maybe if I start something that I know will be novel-length........... but even then?! Haha. Who knows.

This first organisational tidbit isn't particularly exciting. I renamed "Manuscript" into "Fic" and have a subfolder per fandom. Multi-chapter fics get their own subfolder, often with more under: one for the Story files, and then other files and/or subfolders for notes. Otherwise it's usually just a file under.

A few folders with fandom names, and folders and text files below each

Scrivener has a concept of a "Research" folder which is the only folder where you can include images and the like. I renamed that into Ideas and inspiration, and store screenshots and other inspiring pictures there.

A folder called "Ideas & More" with a few files and subfolders for fandom-specific inspiration

Then I can look at the thumbnails and remember why I love a particular ship, or feel inspired all over again by a particular scene XD >:D >:D

Note: Friends who I am DESPERATELY trying to drag down into the K-9 hole with me, hopefully to go nuts about that OT4 together, don't zoom in if you don't want spoilers ;)

A screenshot of a directory called "K-9 Inspiration" with 4 thumbnails below

And this is where things get fun )

I'm sure I'll continue to tweak and improve, but this system is working well for me at the moment, and also it makes me happy.

Various theatricals, the third

Dec. 21st, 2025 11:46 pm
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I was looking forward to the Bell Shakespeare production of Coriolanus - the Bell Shakespeare marketing team really outdid themselves with "Vote 1 Coriolanus, Consul for Rome!" posters and a post-election press-release to coincide with the Australian federal election. Then in the days before the show, I got an email letting me know that I would be seated on the "Plebian" side of the audience, with the other half designated the "Patricians" - it was definitely an interesting way to stage the play!

However, this was probably the least interesting Coriolanus of the 3 versions I've seen. The Ralph Fiennes movie from 2011 is very good. The Tom Hiddleston Donmar Theatre version from 2014 is pretty good. This one I think got the tone not quite right, with too much yelling and a bit of slapstick that felt really out of place, and some pacing that dragged. Mostly, I think this production reads the character of Coriolanus wrong. He's depicted not as an anti-hero or a divisive figure - he's much more straightforwardly a villain, someone who went to war for fame and glory - and I think that's less interesting and complex than the Coriolanus in the text, who doesn't care what people think of him and really is a good general, but is utterly unsuited to public life in peacetime. On the upside the yaoi energy with Aufidius was still good.

excerpt from the email about the seating arrangements )

By contrast I have also seen and read a couple versions of The Talented Mr Ripley, and I think this version from Sydney Theatre Company holds up very well. It's a good adaptation of the Patricia Highsmith book, about wannabe Tom Ripley who is seduced by the luxury of Dickie Greenleaf's charmed life, and by Dickie himself, until it all goes so sour. At 2 hours 10 minutes it's nice and sharp, trimming the book down but keeping the character and flavour of this tale of homoerotic murder in Italy.

Belvoir's new adaptation of Virginia Woolf's Orlando was at least 50% of an excellent play, and for that I'll forgive a lot. This production has four different actors (all trans or non-binary) playing the central role as they move through the ages. It starts in the Elizabethan era, with all the actors whizzing around stage on rollerskates, including a young, dreamy male Orlando. Then in the Restoration period, Orlando is a woman, who at first enjoys the frippery and flirtation of the court until she realises how little she is allowed to do or be - but the women of the court have their own secrets, revealed in a big musical number. I really loved the playfulness and excitement of these two acts, the campiness and colour and the big performances. But the production lost me a bit in the Victorian era, all very gloomy and dark, and the final era set in contemporary times felt very perfunctory and a bit trite.

STC's Whitefella Yella Tree was more even. Two teenage Aboriginal boys meet up, scuffle, fall in love. They're dressed in hoodies and sneakers - but this is a story from years ago, as white colonisers are just starting to encroach on their lands. The anachronistic costume and dialogue work really well, making the story feel so immediate. But the lives they should lead, the sweet romance they deserve, is disrupted by the colonisers. A simply but effectively staged two-hander, that starts out quite light and funny, and ends up quite tragic. It didn't blow me away but I thought it was really solid.

But hey, it can't all be good, and Dracula the ballet by Biglive was really - something. Did you know Dracula starts with an action scene, with Dracula fucking shit up on the battlefield? Well, now it does. "What about London?" I said at interval. This production said FUCK London. Also, no Van Helsing or cowboy or doctor! NO LUCY! Only brides of Dracula! Only Mina and Jonathan and Dracula! Sure okay!

The music choices were egregiously bad throughout. If there was an obvious music choice to make, they made it. Mendelssohn wedding march for the Harker wedding. Night on Bald Mountain for Dracula's origin story. An utterly ludicrous Mina girl power ending to Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture. No rhyme or reason or thought - just throwing in the Greatest Hits of classical music every whichway, all mashed up.

I couldn't figure out if this was a vanity project or a shameless cash grab, but I think it tends to be the latter. It felt like a cheap and lazy dumbing down, a Cliff Note's version of a night at the ballet. Not to be mistaken for the actual good Dracula ballets, of which there is at least one.

Final note - Rent the musical, which I saw in Seoul, in the Korean language, for the purpose of seeing Solji from EXID as Mimi and Jo Kwon as Angel. I'll probably do a fuller write up in my kpop dw at some point but suffice to say: this was my first Rent experience (YEAH), and so large swathes of the story went over my head, but I did enjoy it. I don't know if I would see this again in English - I didn't like the songs that much and the story seemed so over the top - but it was a fun thing to see once.

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